Puff!

In the blog I wrote before this I mentioned a book a recently started reading, and in the book they mentioned something about this machine that blows air at you. The airports won't tell you what it's for or really what to do, you just kinda have to figure it out yourself. It said something about testing for bombs or something. I was talking to someone after and they said there are things like that which test for drugs. I thought that was really interesting, and I kind of had a sudden urge to try one. It would be a really odd first experience. You walk in..get puffed with random air spurts, then this door opens with a mesmerizing green light above it and this deep man voice going, "You may now exit". And me I'm just picturing some guy with a cheesy smile, and maybe he'd even do the little Wink-Nod with his fingers in the shape of guns, pointing.. and nodding..and pointing....and nodding.....I'm like "Whoa! hey buddy, put 'em down before you shoot someone!"
I don't know about you, but I think this would be something worthy of "The list of things you want to do before you die".
I guess they have them in Detroit..so..road trip anyone?